Girl Watchers is like a pornographic guessing game. What do the following have in common? 1.) Two guys at a picnic have a girl sandwich. 2.) A housewife watching a soap opera called No-Tell Motel masturbates with a squash. 3.) A couple wake up late in a motel. The guy turns to the woman and says, "Let’s fuck till the world explodes!" And 4.) A hardhat drills into a female passerby on a job site. Give up? Hey, they’ve got nothing in common, other than being slimy little porn scenes in one big overall slimy porn flick. And what the hell’s wrong with that?
Categories: 70s vintage porn, 1979, United States, English, Jim Harn, Olga Davis, Ane Task, Carl Ross, Tim Bale
Beautiful nymphettes Gloria and Eve are tired of selfish men leaving them bored and unsatisfied. They make a pact, no more servicing the wants of lame dicked men, from now on they decide their lust is priority. The first target is a hapless delivery boy who unwittingly steps into their web. Gloria pulls a gun and orders him on his knees, it`s time to get smumed by hot, wet pussy. Where they go from there…let`s just say these girls know how to feed their desires.
Categories: 70s vintage porn, Jennifer West, 1976, United States, English, Eddy DeWitt, Jennifer West, Debbi Sands, Mike Ranger, John Seeman, Matt Savage
Sergei has organized a group sex party, during which one woman is hooked up to a thrusting vibrator and another experiences anal sex against her will. Sergei tells the story of his granddad in the 1930s and what amounts to two Bonnies and two Clydes who discover each other in a holdup and merge fucks. In the process, though they are temporarily enjoying an idyllic love life in the backwoods, one of them irritates a Mexican, who shoots up the guys and ravishes the females. A roughie rarity!
Categories: 70s vintage porn, 1977, France, French, Richard Stephen, Erika Cool, Marlene Myller, Sophie Bulle, Sigrid Cellier, Dakatine, Cyril Val, Jacques Couderc, Madou Sall, Guy Bonnafoux, Jean Cherlian, Gaston Meunier, Ray Prevet, Philippe Prevet
Before dying, and before making him his universal legatee, an old libertine count teaches his nephew to use a magic flute through which it will be first "un-virgin" himself then will seduce all women he wishes.
120m. Finally, a true Candy Samples collector’s edition DVD! Candy’s never looked better than in the crisp, digitally mastered version of her classic loop Homecoming Queen! She takes a hard and nasty pounding in the sound version of Candy’s Bedtime Story, and teaches John Holmes what to do with his 14 inches in Terrible Aunt Candy and John Holmes and the All Star Sex Queens. Candy (wearing a bridal gown) shows off her hot slippery pussy and asshole in Bra Busting Bride. Other loops and scenes include Danska Sex, A Good Workout, Ensenada Pickup, and Candy Store!
Categories: 70s vintage porn, 1973, United States, English, Nancy Martin
Actress: Nancy Martin
The vicious, deviant sex-starved Nazi heavies of this 1970’s filth-fest give cold SS officers a bad name! Three whimpering frauleins and one male are rounded up for interrogation by a horny, Ilsa-esque she-bitch and her hairy, ape-like assistant Karl, who hope to secure vital information about a local resistance fighter. What better way to persuade this unfortunate foursome to talk than to fuck upon them cruel and perverse acts of sexual degradation and torture. The Commandant, a seething, rage-filled bull-dyke in trashy make-up, cut-rate Nazi uniform and go-go boots, has an insatiable penchant for violating the female body. When she’s not inflicting atrocities upon the innocent young hotties, she turns them over to Karl, whose methods of interrogation include cramming his over-sized bratwurst into every orifice. Each victim is subjected to the demented pleasures of these Third Reich guys…who delight in their acts of sexual domination…who thrill to the infliction of suffering and pain.
Actors: John Holmes,Adele Robbins,Tommy Toole,Ed Wood Jr.
Actress: Anna Travers,Casey Lorraine,Patti Snyder,Donna Nation,Heather Starr
Categories: 70s vintage porn, 1971, United States, English, Anna Travers, Casey Lorraine, Patti Snyder, Donna Nation, Heather Starr, John Holmes, Adele Robbins, Tommy Toole, Ed Wood Jr.
Exhibit B, Love Making U.S.A., isn’t just another porn film. No, no. It’s a "report made totally for the advancement of understanding and knowledge pertaining to love and its by-products in all forms." Exactly. Of course, the only "by-product" here is semen starting with the prehistoric stag film, A Free Ride, "considered to be one of the very first sex films ever made," in which two flappers pump semen in the sticks. Then — surprise! — we watch the infamous EDWARD D. WOOD, JR. take pictures of smut-star CASEY LORRAIN! This segues into JOHN HOLMES getting a blowjob from a pretty wraith of a girl in a film that we’re told "could be entered in the Cannes Film Festival." Absolutely!We next visit the set of a porno movie (Tomatoes) where a giant orgy is in progress. A guy with a mike waddles around commenting and interviews ANNA TRAVERS, tied to a door. "Notice the dignity which prevails," he says. You’ll also notice all the dicks in the gals’ mouths. After that, we go "beyond the orgasm" to watch John Holmes jam two California surfer gals with that giant thing of his.
Categories: 70s vintage porn, 1970, United States, English
A 1970s sexplay opens with The Fur Affair, in which three hot and bored suburban housewives experiment with sex–and discover they enjoy having lots of it among themselves. Its a real lesbian lust-off! Leapin lezzies! Its open season on beaver when Judy, Susan, and Diane — three horny suburban house sluts with lotsa time on their hands and absolutely nothing on their minds except sex — spread their legs for The Fur Affair and prove once again that when the men are away, the gals will play…
Categories: 70s vintage porn, Susie Carlson, 1974, United States, English, Susie Carlson, Adam Ward
Actors: Adam Ward
The answer to all your sleazy dreams and dirty desires has finally cum! The NEW YORK FANTASY CLUB GRINDHOUSE TRIPLE FEATURE is a superstar-laden sextravaganza! Littered with lust! Packed with perversion! A celebration of sex featuring an ensemble of east coast porno pioneers. EASY MONEY (1971) – An interracial couple turns to selling their stuff for big bucks!
The Cold War: an undercover journalist uncovers a plot to bring down the Iron Curtain from the inside. The rebel group responsible are pornographers fighting for the fall of Communism by polluting the morals of society. Their rogue leader is Librianna, a busty freckled blonde seen by the Russian folk as a larger than life comic book hero. The journalist’s efforts to track down the group get him thrown into prison, but he is sprung by Librianna herself. To get his story, he must join their fight. Can they stop fucking long enough to complete their mission? Advertised as "the first X rated movie filmed in Russia?" (maybe some of the stock footage was), Librianna is a nearly forgotten XXX exploitation hybrid. Torture chambers, disfigured goons, lairs, a busty blonde sex kitten…all the trappings of an Ilsa movie, but replace the with XXX fucking and the nastiness with near-painful ineptitude. Any movie with a lengthy disclaimer thanking "the brave men and women who risked so much to aid in the production of this fine film" and then displays its opening title over a shot of a cum leaking pussy is an instant classic in our book.
Categories: 70s vintage porn, 1975, France, French, Michel Ricaud, Claudine Beccarie, Alban Ceray, Jacques Marbeuf, Jean-Louis Vattier, Charlie Schreiner
Actors: Alban Ceray,Jacques Marbeuf,Jean-Louis Vattier,Charlie Schreiner
Actress: Claudine Beccarie
Perversions en chaîne has Beccarie Porno as an alternate title (probably a sort of tribute to Claudine’s true involvement in the action). She plays Marlène who comes from Berlin, and travels alone in France looking for a job.She soon gets acquainted with a man (Alban Ceray) who offers to help her. They even sooner fall into each other’s arms and underwear. He takes her home and quickly turns out to be the violent sort. Meanwhile, she masturbates in his bathroom where he joins her for more action (notice her hair has become shorter!), before taking her to the living-room (where her hair has returned to its original state!).Marlène becomes the perfect little loving housewife taking care of the home naked under her apron. But the man is jealous and suspects her of having intercouse with the postman, which is enough to put him in a rage and drives him to smack her nice housewife’s bottom. Unexpectedly, she likes it and declares she loves being hit.One day, bored of staying alone in the flat, she takes a walk and meets a man (Jean-Louis Vattier) who takes her to his place. No need to have a college degree to guess what’s happening next! But after their close encounter of the sex kind, she understands that this was only a passing occasion.Back home "Alban C" throws her out after an ill-performed fellatio. She is once again alone in the street…Then another man pops up, who (guess what!) offers to help her. The real nice guy! She soon joins him in bed and they both appreciate the moment. He is taken aback when she tells him she loves being hit but since this is a requirement for her staying with him, he reluctantly accepts. When, the next day, she goes back to "Alban C", he is out and she leaves her new address at a bar for him. For some unclear reason, she gives a lift to Paris to a woman, Nadège (Joséphine Vassal), who takes her to her place and introduces her to her lover. Marlène suggests stripping for him and dances naked in front of him for three minutes until Nadège reappears and reaps all the benefits after putting Marlène aside and having her own suggestion of lesbian love turned down. Marlène’s nice new boyfriend tells her he has to leave for a few days for his job, and needs the car. Marlène meets a man (Jacques Marbeuf) in a bar and takes him to her place (pretending she’s some sort of prostitute I gather). Very tender and sincere scene for those who understand French. But he refuses to submit to her maso desires. She steals his briefcase and drives him to hit her. He realises he has been tricked and leaves the room.On her boyfriend’s return she tells him about everything and threatens to walk out on him unless he accepts her ways. He agrees to this.Marlène meets Charlie Schreiner in the street who introduces her to one of his friends. They agree on meeting again in the evening for a party at her place. The friend will come with his girlfriend (Eva Anderson). Later, Marlène and her lover welcome "Charlie S" and his two friends. Marlène starts out the evening with a strip-tease for all (wish my friends were like that!) and soon gets the other girl to dance naked with her. Her lover gets annoyed and hits her. She leaves the room and he asks his hosts to submit to Marlène’s wishes, whatever they are. When she comes back and violently orders them to spank her, they proceed and she doesn’t fake rapture. Now she is ready for lovemaking but the ensuing foursome seems to have been abridged.Nadège’s lover thanks the others for their help.Later, she leaves her lover by the side of the road and speeds away to the middle of nowhere (the woods actually) where she painfully dies after swallowing pills. Sad ending for a film in which Claudine Beccarie shows all her talent (and taste?) for stripping, masturbating and even acting. She also really seems to enjoy getting spanked and we may wonder whether that’s acting or more.